The Big Sleep

The young heiress on TV said that she likes heroine
because it makes her feel dead.
I don't know about you but my pulse reassures me.
Quick cut to the actress in cognito saying,
"In this town, when somebody dies of an overdose,
everybody wants to know what kind it was
because it must be some really good shit."
I guess there is truth in advertising.
I suppose that some might tout out death
as the cure for all suffering, the ultimate snake oil.
Although I am neither actress or heiress,
I recommend to all who would listen:
Do not let death come in until all life has gone.